Cheeseburger flavored Doritos, wtf? They taste like mustard and pickles, which unfortunately makes them delicious... which unfortunately means I ate more of them than I even realized, which means I have to start the day counting 250 calories that I mostly-accidentally inhaled. I'm going to eat a 50-calorie salad at 3:00, then a 50-calorie apple sauce at 5:00... why does this all seem so futile?
In better news, my best friend got a car. I don't even have to explain why that's awesome, right?
D: If they ever decide to sell those here, I am so fucked.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, I'm gonna by crystal mustard and a jar of pickles after work, and SCREW the salt content!!