Are you opposed to having me, a complete yet humble stranger, as a text buddy? More specifically, would you like to fast until New Year's with me (water but other liquids as needed) and to give each other round-the-clock support via the wonderful invention of a cell phone? The logical side of me tells me it's irresponsible to do something like this, but the eating-disordered side of me is insisting that I have a new goddamned cell phone and I better be using it to improve myself. I'm desperate and I feel like if I had someone that I could text every time I felt the urge to eat, and if I had someone texting me every time they had the urge to eat, that we could instill the utmost strength in each other and we would both be fabulous and skinny in no time. ...so?